"I got tripple slammed! A person slammed the screen door in my face, then the house door which caused the screen door to fly open and slam again. It was awesome!"
"I think Elder X has food poisoning. We had dinner at a member's and didn't know until it was too late that we were having 'Stephanie Surprise.' Stephanie is nine and cooks a mean pork chop."
"When it was my first turn ever to knock on a door, I was so scared that for 30 or 40 minutes I stood in the driveway with my companion and refused to do it. The homeowners eventually called the police who told me to stand on the sidewalk next time."
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